It's time for the inmates
to run the asylum.
Killing scientists. Kidnapping the children of CEOs. Destroying the sun. Making Linus G. Sebastian miserable. What do all of these things have in common? You aren't doing them. To be fair, you probably never will. There is, however, an impossibly slim chance that you could. All you need to do? Scroll to the bottom of this page. Read the job listings. Pray that the one you apply for isn't a trap, designed to source our next victim. It's like Russian Roulette, but with an interview process.
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